So you know how when cell phones are on vibrate, they aren’t necessarily silent? You can still hear their morse code of buzzes and hums. While I was in a restroom the other day admiring the tile work around the urnal I was using, fellow restroom occupant was in the stall next to me doing his business. Then a loud buzzing sound started going off.
I assume it was the man’s cell phone, because the buzzing was followed by the faint sound of tapping. What the hell would you be texting someone while droppin’ a deuce? You think people driving while talking on a cell phone is bad. Men’s bathrooms are already unclean, but just wait until cell phone usage while on the toilet become common practice.