Good Vibrations

So you know how when cell phones are on vibrate, they aren’t necessarily silent?  You can still hear their morse code of buzzes and hums.  While I was in a restroom the other day admiring the tile work around the urnal I was using, fellow restroom occupant was in the stall next to me doing his business.  Then a loud buzzing sound started going off.

“Senator Craig?”

I assume it was the man’s cell phone, because the buzzing was followed by the faint sound of tapping.  What the hell would you be texting someone while droppin’ a deuce?  You think people driving while talking on a cell phone is bad.  Men’s bathrooms are already unclean, but just wait until cell phone usage while on the toilet become common practice.


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