Coveted Lindsay Lohan Endorsement Finally Announced

I am on the fence no longer:

Although Lohan said she feels “it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman”, the star believes that Palin — the Incumbent Governor of Alaska — isn’t ready to run the country.

She said, “I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor, which is probably all she is qualified to be.

“Oh, and… Hint Hint Pali Pal – Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!”

Lohan — who is rumored to be in a relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson — also referenced Palin’s views on homosexuality.

“Vote for obama!” Ronson wrote. “Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”

Madonna, Pamela Anderson, and now Lohan all support Obama. What more needs to be said. The choice is clear.


8 Responses to Coveted Lindsay Lohan Endorsement Finally Announced

  1. Doug says:

    Lindsay’s obviously overcome by the power of Obama in that picture. I think that picture was taken just after she was arrested for driving Herbie fully loaded.

    I can see Obama’s new signs already: “Doped up morons with more money than brains for Obama!”

  2. Seriously, you had to stoop to the level of putting up her passed out picture?

    Come on man, have some class!! You should have used the no underwear picture… hahahaha!!

  3. Jeremie Jordan says:

    I, Jeremie Jordan, am a fucking moron. I draw parallels where there are none. I realize that no one wanted Lohan’s endorsement. But I’ll certainly act like a douche about it and pretend like they did.

    I’m going to cry like a little baby when McCain loses this fall and then dies a heartbroken man of old age later this spring.

  4. Gert, Gert, Gert…

    Why would you comment as me on my blog? I can just delete the comments. However in this case I will leave it. Just for you, because I realize writing that comment probably represents an hour of your life.

    Really, no one cared about a Lohan endorsement? Thank you Captain Obvious. Any other deep insight?

  5. Why is Lindsay commenting on Gov. Palin’s personal life? She didn’t comment on Lindsay’s great performance in I KNOW WHO KILLED ME or about her drug addiction. Turnabout is fair play.

  6. HAHAHAHA, she totally got pwned by the Obama campaign.

    Apparently, LiLo was interested in becoming very involved in the Democratic ticket’s bid for the White House — even offering to host a series of events appealing to younger voters.

    However, a top source in the Barack Obama team tells me the actress ”is not exactly the kind of high-profile star who would be a positive for us.”

    The kind of young voters she would appeal to will be just like her… passed out on election day anyway… 🙂

  7. EE says:

    Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, and Tara Reid all support McCain. What more needs to be said. The choice is clear.

    “Really, no one cared about a Lohan endorsement? Thank you Captain Obvious. Any other deep insight?”

    Appeantly you do, since you took the time to write the blog…

    very weak…

  8. Once again irony, sarcasm and humor are lost on liberals.

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