CBB NewsLine: Biden Announces Speech On Economy That Will Last Longer Than Actual Economic Crisis

Columbus, OH [CBB] Barack Obama’s vice Presidential running mate, Joe Biden, announced a campaign stop at Ohio State University will include a seven year oratory on the current state of the US economy.   For comparison many experts are only predicting the US troubles will be short term, offering Biden the unique opportunity of starting a speech talking about a future problem and end it by talking about how it was solved.

The financial stability of the American markets will not be the only item on Biden’s agenda he has also set aside two years for health care, five years for the Iraq war, nine and a half years for the failings of the Bush administration, and three minutes for tax cuts and smaller government. Time permitting Biden is also hoping to squeeze in six years for comparing John McCain to George W. Bush, Hitler, Stalin, Skeletor, Megatron, and Mumm-Ra.

“This is a multi-generational type of speech,” Obama campaing spokesman Carl Frakes said, “you can go as a college student, then share the experience with your children by returning years later and Joe will still be talking.  I promise you will not miss anything.”

Frakes stated that Biden’s speech will be a ‘once in a lifetime opportunity,’ if for no other reason than the fact Biden won’t stop talking long enough to make a twice in a lifetime opportunity.

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2 Responses to CBB NewsLine: Biden Announces Speech On Economy That Will Last Longer Than Actual Economic Crisis

  1. Doug says:

    Hahahaha! Thanks, I needed that.

  2. EW says:

    He’s been preparing his whole life for this speech…now if only he could stop to take that first breath…

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