Juneau, AK [CBB]- Just two days after the Branchflower report was released, detailing abuse at the hands of Gov. Sarah Palin, Power has announced it will seeking counseling. An attorney for the Power said that the noun has been drinking heavily since the Palin abuse would be seeking treatment at an undisclosed clinic.
‘A once dominate and forceful person, place or thing has now been absolutely corrupted by Gov. Palin,’ said Will, a member of the Power family, ‘we hope that one day Power will again find that balance that was stolen from him when he carelessly underestimated that woman [Palin].’
CBB sources have also learned that Power is to be admitted into the same treatment center as his friend and fellow noun, Greed, who entered rehab following last week’s stock market collapse.